May 2012
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“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at...”
– Demitri Martin (via shinypokemonpoops)
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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Watchthefreshprinceofbel-air:
alexa-xo:
buttuhsocks-yaturkey:
sambooby:
singlegirrlswag:
dykelykeaboss:
slimbarbie:
damngoodthing:
ruucake:
fuckmestupid:
jesuspoop:
this is my favorite thing on the internet omg
This is legit.
HOW DO THEY NOT MESS UP
They are perfect human beings. ohmygod. lol
lol this was dope AF I wouldve been messed up
omg
Seriously.. I need to...
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REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
lost-penguins:
Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
There is no such thing as perfect baby, just close...
